LSP 44: Lone Star Does Lone Star #3

We did this twice.  We stopped doing it.  And by, um, popular demand, we’re doing it again, baby!!  Join Ben and Alex as they take a break from their usual garbage programming to bring you… more garbage programming!  Today on tap: New Yorkers laying on their horns, Tik Tok influencers, fluoride, lectins, Counterstrike, and falling on your sword for centrism in 2019.  At the end of the episode, our Lone Star Hosts share a special moment you won’t want to miss!  Brought to you by Bernie Sanders.

LSP 43: Lonescare Spookcast

OooooooOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.  Verrrrry spoookkkkkyyyyy (iiiffff you’re literallllyyyy threee years ooOOooolllddd liiikeee MoooOOoooRRrrrggGaaannn)!!!  There’s cErEaL and CaPiTaLiSm and pOp-Up books and nAuGhTy wOrDs galore in this fRiGhTeNiNg episode of the pod!!!  Brought to you by Pennywise the Clown >:)

LSP 42: Laptopocalypse

In the whimsical world of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, we at the Lone Star Podcast tip our hats to the greats: Wiseau’s infamous “The Room,” Fragasso’s prequel-less “Troll 2,” Warner’s 0% Tomatometer-awarded “Manos: The Hands of Fate…” the list goes on.  Among the grand devisors of these insufferable cult classics lives a titan by the name of Neil Breen.  For the last decade, Breen has gifted the world with a panoply of true Lone Star content.  Today, Alex and Ben will guide you through his awful, wonderful, baffling masterpiece(ofsh*t), “Fateful Findings.”  Hide your laptops and your daughters, folks–Breen has no mercy for either.  Brought to you by global warming.

LSP 41: Podcast of the Lovely

You are podcast listen to?  Haha, sorry, no way!  Come and Vrooooom in the Night Sky to friends Alex and Ben will be there.  Badder than the baddest game on Nintendo Switch, 17% Metacritic, oh no!!  Collect bikes now and press B to go, Lonestarinos!  Big special surprise at end of fun podcast?  Whoa, you need to find out today!  Bringing by to you Game Juice.

LSP 40: Lone Star Does Five Star #8

Y’all know what time it is, Lonestarinos.  On today’s premium content jubilee, the boys talk about Tora (the band, not to be confused with the scripture), Jack Stauber, Star Realms, Nederland CO, Rochester NY, NPR’s Laura Sullivan, cookies (yes, cookies), student debt cancellation, and Dragon Quest Builders 2.  Brought to you by Ye Olde Skleeble.

LSP 39: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. II

Get ready for Part II of The Lone Star Showdown!  *Airhorn airhorn airhorn!!*  This audio medium ain’t big enough for the 14 of us, partner!  Going head to head in this round, we have: Lone Stars, Lone Star Law and Disorder, Lone Star Grid Iron, The Lone Star Ranger, Lone Star Side Show, Lone Star Lowdown, and Lone Star Boars.  Which Lone Star Podcast will come out on top!?  It definitely could be anybody!  We definitely won’t just pick ourselves!  Brought to you by… kisses.

LSP 38: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. I

On today’s episode, 14 different podcasts with “Lone Star” in the title go head to head in an all-out battle royale we’re calling THE LONE STAR SHOWDOWN.  Alex and Ben, your two completely unbiased hosts, will rate these pods by concept, content, host(s), theme song, sound quality, and how much the show is actually about Texas.  In Part I, competitors include: Lone Star Podcast, The Lone Star Podcast (ours), The Lone Star Podcast (not ours), Lone Star Gun Talk, Lone Star Cowboy Church, Lone Star Fright, and Lone Star Legacy.   Tune in to see who comes out on top!