LSP 40: Lone Star Does Five Star #8

Y’all know what time it is, Lonestarinos.  On today’s premium content jubilee, the boys talk about Tora (the band, not to be confused with the scripture), Jack Stauber, Star Realms, Nederland CO, Rochester NY, NPR’s Laura Sullivan, cookies (yes, cookies), student debt cancellation, and Dragon Quest Builders 2.  Brought to you by Ye Olde Skleeble.

LSP 39: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. II

Get ready for Part II of The Lone Star Showdown!  *Airhorn airhorn airhorn!!*  This audio medium ain’t big enough for the 14 of us, partner!  Going head to head in this round, we have: Lone Stars, Lone Star Law and Disorder, Lone Star Grid Iron, The Lone Star Ranger, Lone Star Side Show, Lone Star Lowdown, and Lone Star Boars.  Which Lone Star Podcast will come out on top!?  It definitely could be anybody!  We definitely won’t just pick ourselves!  Brought to you by… kisses.

LSP 38: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. I

On today’s episode, 14 different podcasts with “Lone Star” in the title go head to head in an all-out battle royale we’re calling THE LONE STAR SHOWDOWN.  Alex and Ben, your two completely unbiased hosts, will rate these pods by concept, content, host(s), theme song, sound quality, and how much the show is actually about Texas.  In Part I, competitors include: Lone Star Podcast, The Lone Star Podcast (ours), The Lone Star Podcast (not ours), Lone Star Gun Talk, Lone Star Cowboy Church, Lone Star Fright, and Lone Star Legacy.   Tune in to see who comes out on top!

LSP 37: Ug Like Veiled Racism

The GEICO Gecko might be cute, he might save you money on your car insurance, but he never got his own single-season TV show with an 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  Poor little bugger.  Join Alex and special guest Larry Morgan, host of the Snark Monkey podcast (that’s the only reason he was invited on the show, there’s definitely no other connection), as they dive into what might be one of the worst sitcoms in the history of television: “Cavemen.”  Yes, there was an actual 2007 TV show based on the GEICO Cavemen commercial–you probably missed it and you’re better off for it.  And hey, don’t forget to check out Snark Monkey, available wherever you listen to Lone Star.

LSP 36: Eight Reasons You Should Listen to This Episode

Pick a color.  Now, your favorite album from 1996.  Okay, and what’s your mom’s maiden name?  Finally: Keanu Reeves or this flock of baby ducklings?  Wow, turns out you’re a Lonestarino!  You love listening to podcasts about trash.  This BuzzFeed Quiz extravaganza episode might just be your favorite!  Join Alex and Ben as they figure out which ThunderCat they are, what Hogwarts house they belong to, and more.  They hate it as much as you do.  Brought to you by Uncle Bumbery’s Wand Emporium.

LSP 35: Lone Star Does Five Star #7

You know the drill, folks.  Every 5 episodes, we take a break from all the dumpster-diving to talk about things we love.  Look for clues about today’s topics in the hashtags (and by clues, we mean literal descriptors).  Brought to you by Rift Studios.  No, seriously, there’s a discount code and everything, we’re big time now.

Note: Since recording this episode, FEMA has made emergency funds available to the Oglala Lakota Tribe.

LSP 34: Suspishfish

What’s garbage in real life, but music to your ears?  What’s about Texas, but never really about Texas?  Have you guessed it?  It’s the Lone Star Podcast.  Oy.  Today, your Trash Captains take you on a deep dive into some of the worst riddles, puzzles, jokes, and puns on the internet.  Careful, we might run into some suspishfish along the way.  Brought to you by big pharma.