We did this twice. We stopped doing it. And by, um, popular demand, we’re doing it again, baby!! Join Ben and Alex as they take a break from their usual garbage programming to bring you… more garbage programming! Today on tap: New Yorkers laying on their horns, Tik Tok influencers, fluoride, lectins, Counterstrike, and falling on your sword for centrism in 2019. At the end of the episode, our Lone Star Hosts share a special moment you won’t want to miss! Brought to you by Bernie Sanders.
What’s garbage in real life, but music to your ears? What’s about Texas, but never really about Texas? Have you guessed it? It’s the Lone Star Podcast. Oy. Today, your Trash Captains take you on a deep dive into some of the worst riddles, puzzles, jokes, and puns on the internet. Careful, we might run into some suspishfish along the way. Brought to you by big pharma.
Finance, fitness, podcasts, cooking, social media… kissing? Mock shaving? Games that aren’t games? This week, Ben and Alex dip into the underbelly of low-rated, non-rated, and, shall we say, PG-13 rated apps available on the App Store (not Google Play, because we’re not that hip).
One year ago, Alex and Ben first ventured into the talking animal purgatory that is the “Buddies” series and promised they would return to it when the time was right. That day has come. In this episode, we take a closer look than anybody has probably ever taken at “Treasure Buddies,” the “Indiana Jones”-ish, straight-to-DVD “Air Bud” knock-off you never knew you needed to see.
Some are adorable. Some are mighty and fearsome. Some are… useless, racist, and/or look like Harvey Weinstein? This week, join Ben and special guest Harrison Bryan as they figure out which Pokemon you should not “travel across the land, searching far and wide” for. Brought to you by electric fly swatters. Shout outs to the “Who’s That Pokemon” podcast!
Your premiere purveyors of garbage content transform into… Your premiere CREATORS of garbage content!! Join Alex and Ben today as they literally waste 10 minutes of your time.