Help! The Christmas spirit is fading away! Puppies are being nabbed off the streets! Late-Playstation-era CGI is running rampant! Christopher Lloyd and Richard Kind need a paycheck! This sounds like a job for none other than our LSP favorites: The Buddies. The 2009 straigt-to-DVD “Santa Buddies,” to be precise. Get ready to JO w/ ur bros, Lonestarinos, it’s time for a children’s Christmas movie. Brought to you by your gin and egg nog addled Uncle Greg.
In the spirit of holiday cheer, Evil Villain Krampus Lone Star Host Ben is replaced by Benevolent Heroic Christlike Guest Host Larry to talk holiday-themed fast food with Where Am I Right Now Host Alex. The father/son duo brave the Fatburger Turkey Cranberry Burger, IHOP Jolly Cakes, Coca Cola Cinnamon, Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry (yes, they too don’t quite know what “winter spice” is), and the Doghaus Turducken Dog. Tune in to find out which one of these food items doesn’t absolutely suck! It might not be the one you think. Brought to you by… nobody. When Ben is gone, so goes the money.
In the whimsical world of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, we at the Lone Star Podcast tip our hats to the greats: Wiseau’s infamous “The Room,” Fragasso’s prequel-less “Troll 2,” Warner’s 0% Tomatometer-awarded “Manos: The Hands of Fate…” the list goes on. Among the grand devisors of these insufferable cult classics lives a titan by the name of Neil Breen. For the last decade, Breen has gifted the world with a panoply of true Lone Star content. Today, Alex and Ben will guide you through his awful, wonderful, baffling masterpiece(ofsh*t), “Fateful Findings.” Hide your laptops and your daughters, folks–Breen has no mercy for either. Brought to you by global warming.
You are podcast listen to? Haha, sorry, no way! Come and Vrooooom in the Night Sky to friends Alex and Ben will be there. Badder than the baddest game on Nintendo Switch, 17% Metacritic, oh no!! Collect bikes now and press B to go, Lonestarinos! Big special surprise at end of fun podcast? Whoa, you need to find out today! Bringing by to you Game Juice.
Y’all know what time it is, Lonestarinos. On today’s premium content jubilee, the boys talk about Tora (the band, not to be confused with the scripture), Jack Stauber, Star Realms, Nederland CO, Rochester NY, NPR’s Laura Sullivan, cookies (yes, cookies), student debt cancellation, and Dragon Quest Builders 2. Brought to you by Ye Olde Skleeble.
Get ready for Part II of The Lone Star Showdown! *Airhorn airhorn airhorn!!* This audio medium ain’t big enough for the 14 of us, partner! Going head to head in this round, we have: Lone Stars, Lone Star Law and Disorder, Lone Star Grid Iron, The Lone Star Ranger, Lone Star Side Show, Lone Star Lowdown, and Lone Star Boars. Which Lone Star Podcast will come out on top!? It definitely could be anybody! We definitely won’t just pick ourselves! Brought to you by… kisses.
On today’s episode, 14 different podcasts with “Lone Star” in the title go head to head in an all-out battle royale we’re calling THE LONE STAR SHOWDOWN. Alex and Ben, your two completely unbiased hosts, will rate these pods by concept, content, host(s), theme song, sound quality, and how much the show is actually about Texas. In Part I, competitors include: Lone Star Podcast, The Lone Star Podcast (ours), The Lone Star Podcast (not ours), Lone Star Gun Talk, Lone Star Cowboy Church, Lone Star Fright, and Lone Star Legacy. Tune in to see who comes out on top!
Pick a color. Now, your favorite album from 1996. Okay, and what’s your mom’s maiden name? Finally: Keanu Reeves or this flock of baby ducklings? Wow, turns out you’re a Lonestarino! You love listening to podcasts about trash. This BuzzFeed Quiz extravaganza episode might just be your favorite! Join Alex and Ben as they figure out which ThunderCat they are, what Hogwarts house they belong to, and more. They hate it as much as you do. Brought to you by Uncle Bumbery’s Wand Emporium.
You know the drill, folks. Every 5 episodes, we take a break from all the dumpster-diving to talk about things we love. Look for clues about today’s topics in the hashtags (and by clues, we mean literal descriptors). Brought to you by Rift Studios. No, seriously, there’s a discount code and everything, we’re big time now.
Note: Since recording this episode, FEMA has made emergency funds available to the Oglala Lakota Tribe.
What’s garbage in real life, but music to your ears? What’s about Texas, but never really about Texas? Have you guessed it? It’s the Lone Star Podcast. Oy. Today, your Trash Captains take you on a deep dive into some of the worst riddles, puzzles, jokes, and puns on the internet. Careful, we might run into some suspishfish along the way. Brought to you by big pharma.
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