Pick a color. Now, your favorite album from 1996. Okay, and what’s your mom’s maiden name? Finally: Keanu Reeves or this flock of baby ducklings? Wow, turns out you’re a Lonestarino! You love listening to podcasts about trash. This BuzzFeed Quiz extravaganza episode might just be your favorite! Join Alex and Ben as they figure out which ThunderCat they are, what Hogwarts house they belong to, and more. They hate it as much as you do. Brought to you by Uncle Bumbery’s Wand Emporium.
LSP 35: Lone Star Does Five Star #7
You know the drill, folks. Every 5 episodes, we take a break from all the dumpster-diving to talk about things we love. Look for clues about today’s topics in the hashtags (and by clues, we mean literal descriptors). Brought to you by Rift Studios. No, seriously, there’s a discount code and everything, we’re big time now.
Note: Since recording this episode, FEMA has made emergency funds available to the Oglala Lakota Tribe.
LSP 34: Suspishfish
What’s garbage in real life, but music to your ears? What’s about Texas, but never really about Texas? Have you guessed it? It’s the Lone Star Podcast. Oy. Today, your Trash Captains take you on a deep dive into some of the worst riddles, puzzles, jokes, and puns on the internet. Careful, we might run into some suspishfish along the way. Brought to you by big pharma.
LSP 32: Remember, You’re Bob
Your favorite Garbage Voyagers embark on a most daring journey into the depths of online, fan-made choose your own adventure games. They’re joined by Dumpster Dilettante John Zdrojeski as they brave the high seas, 19th century London, and a… beehive? Brought to you by socks and good music.
LSP 29: Don’t Mind the Gap
On today’s episode, your premier purveyors of garbage content are joined by in-house Lone Star Reality TV Consultant Maggie McCaffery to talk about “Age Gap Love,” a British reality show that’s about exactly what it sounds like. Love is blind. Sometimes really, really blind. Brought to you by hamburgers.
LSP 24: Gotta Catch… Most of Them!
Some are adorable. Some are mighty and fearsome. Some are… useless, racist, and/or look like Harvey Weinstein? This week, join Ben and special guest Harrison Bryan as they figure out which Pokemon you should not “travel across the land, searching far and wide” for. Brought to you by electric fly swatters. Shout outs to the “Who’s That Pokemon” podcast!
LSP 17: Not “The Room”
Today, Ben and Alex tackle the garbage behemoth that is “Troll 2,” a cult classic horror written and directed by Claudio Fragasso. “The Room” has been getting all the attention as of late, but we should never forget this scrappy contender for best worst movie ever made. Brought to you by fear. Very spooky.
LSP 5: Lone Star Does Five Star #1
Need a breather from all the garbage? We thought so. On every fifth episode, Alex and Ben treat you (and themselves) to a “Lone Star Does Five Star” special, where they surprise each other with a list of things that they love. Join us this week as the boys talk movies, music, video games, politics, pizza, and a special someone.
LSP 3: Twizzler Pizza Kama Sutra
Ben needs to soak in moisturizer for a week. Alex still smells like Chuck E Cheese sausage. Find out why on this week’s episode of The Lone Star Podcast.
LSP 1: The Wrong Foot
Sometimes, brilliant people create not-so-brilliant things. We kick off The Lone Star Podcast by talking about “The Cobbler” (2014), directed by Tom McCarthy, written by Tom McCarthy & Paul Sado, and starring Adam Sandler.