LSP 39: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. II

Get ready for Part II of The Lone Star Showdown! *Airhorn airhorn airhorn!!* This audio medium ain’t big enough for the 14 of us, partner! Going head to head in this round, we have: Lone Stars, Lone Star Law and Disorder, Lone Star Grid Iron, The Lone Star Ranger, Lone Star Side Show, Lone Star Lowdown, and Lone Star Boars. Which Lone Star Podcast will come out on top!? It definitely could be anybody! We definitely won’t just pick ourselves! Brought to you by… kisses.

LSP 36: Eight Reasons You Should Listen to This Episode

Pick a color. Now, your favorite album from 1996. Okay, and what’s your mom’s maiden name? Finally: Keanu Reeves or this flock of baby ducklings? Wow, turns out you’re a Lonestarino! You love listening to podcasts about trash. This BuzzFeed Quiz extravaganza episode might just be your favorite! Join Alex and Ben as they figure out which ThunderCat they are, what Hogwarts house they belong to, and more. They hate it as much as you do. Brought to you by Uncle Bumbery’s Wand Emporium.

LSP 35: Lone Star Does Five Star #7

You know the drill, folks. Every 5 episodes, we take a break from all the dumpster-diving to talk about things we love. Look for clues about today’s topics in the hashtags (and by clues, we mean literal descriptors). Brought to you by Rift Studios. No, seriously, there’s a discount code and everything, we’re big time now.

Note: Since recording this episode, FEMA has made emergency funds available to the Oglala Lakota Tribe.

LSP 34: Suspishfish

What’s garbage in real life, but music to your ears? What’s about Texas, but never really about Texas? Have you guessed it? It’s the Lone Star Podcast. Oy. Today, your Trash Captains take you on a deep dive into some of the worst riddles, puzzles, jokes, and puns on the internet. Careful, we might run into some suspishfish along the way. Brought to you by big pharma.

LSP 32: Remember, You’re Bob

Your favorite Garbage Voyagers embark on a most daring journey into the depths of online, fan-made choose your own adventure games. They’re joined by Dumpster Dilettante John Zdrojeski as they brave the high seas, 19th century London, and a… beehive? Brought to you by socks and good music.

LSP 28: There’s an App for That?

Finance, fitness, podcasts, cooking, social media… kissing? Mock shaving? Games that aren’t games? This week, Ben and Alex dip into the underbelly of low-rated, non-rated, and, shall we say, PG-13 rated apps available on the App Store (not Google Play, because we’re not that hip).

LSP 22: No Regerts

Horrifying portraits and misspelled words. Cat eyebrows and Hello Kitty foreheads. Drake-themed club promotions and Pokemon Go gyms. Join Alex and Ben this week as they dive into the most regrettable tattoo catastrophes as ranked by the internet. Brought to you by Flavor Town.