LSP 39: The Lone Star Showdown Pt. II

Get ready for Part II of The Lone Star Showdown! *Airhorn airhorn airhorn!!* This audio medium ain’t big enough for the 14 of us, partner! Going head to head in this round, we have: Lone Stars, Lone Star Law and Disorder, Lone Star Grid Iron, The Lone Star Ranger, Lone Star Side Show, Lone Star Lowdown, and Lone Star Boars. Which Lone Star Podcast will come out on top!? It definitely could be anybody! We definitely won’t just pick ourselves! Brought to you by… kisses.

LSP 34: Suspishfish

What’s garbage in real life, but music to your ears? What’s about Texas, but never really about Texas? Have you guessed it? It’s the Lone Star Podcast. Oy. Today, your Trash Captains take you on a deep dive into some of the worst riddles, puzzles, jokes, and puns on the internet. Careful, we might run into some suspishfish along the way. Brought to you by big pharma.

LSP 32: Remember, You’re Bob

Your favorite Garbage Voyagers embark on a most daring journey into the depths of online, fan-made choose your own adventure games. They’re joined by Dumpster Dilettante John Zdrojeski as they brave the high seas, 19th century London, and a… beehive? Brought to you by socks and good music.

LSP 28: There’s an App for That?

Finance, fitness, podcasts, cooking, social media… kissing? Mock shaving? Games that aren’t games? This week, Ben and Alex dip into the underbelly of low-rated, non-rated, and, shall we say, PG-13 rated apps available on the App Store (not Google Play, because we’re not that hip).

LSP 16: Hell Stick

The time has come. This week, Alex and Ben tackle a Lone Star Recipe: The Hot Dog Nutty Fritter.

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LSP 15: Lone Star Does Five Star #3

The LSDFS tradition continues! Today’s episode opens with luxuries like scotch, cigars, and fine dining, until the boys remember that they’re actually peasants and bring it back down to earth with favorites like Lord of the Rings, fresh jeans, and The Prado Sisters. Brought to you by Planters EpiPens.

LSP 14: Garbage Can

Your premiere purveyors of garbage content transform into… Your premiere CREATORS of garbage content!! Join Alex and Ben today as they literally waste 10 minutes of your time.

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LSP 13: The Gentleman from Cleveland and The Gentleman from Wethersfield

In the shadow of recent incidents, the LSP team has decided to take a closer look at members of the U.S. Congress who have received the highest contributions and ratings from the NRA. Today, Ben sits down with special guest John Zdrojeski to debate what exactly defines a Lone Star Politician™ and which Reps and Senators out of our firearms-funded selection fit the bill.

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LSP 12: Younghusbands and Wives (Reality Check Check Check)

Today, Ben and Alex are joined by special guest Maggie McCaffery as they venture into the Holy Grail genre of garbage content–reality television. On the menu: “Unveiled,” a makeover show about brides-to-be who undergo cosmetic surgery to look perfect for their wedding day, and “Canada’s Worst Driver,” a competition show that’s exactly what it sounds like.

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LSP 11: Hang In There, Vic

Back on the Garbage Grind, the boys came across a Reddit thread that posed the question: “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?” Thus, an episode was born. This week, join Alex and Ben as they sift through these anonymous transgressions and dig up a few personal childhood memories that still make them cringe.

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