Your premier purveyors of garbage content are back and we’re kicking off the reboot by taking on the King of Crud, The Sultan of Sewage, The Dictator of Debris: Donald J Trump. It was about time. But we’re not here to take down the presidency–we’ll leave that to Bob Mueller. No, friends, we went to Trump Grill at Trump Tower. We ate the food. We went to the MAGA store. We’re here to tell you about it. Strap in, Lonestarinos, it’s as bad as it sounds.